Chris and I have been working hard over the past few months to get out first-ever joint podcast together. It's called Licking Non-Vanilla and it's an hour-long show of sex-positive naughtiness, born from the perspective of two exceedingly handsome, hung and talented (and don't forget humble), smut writers. We give forth on writing, kink culture, social media, movies...and a whole lot more.
We also have been lucky enough to land some very fantastic guests.
We had Neil from Clips4Sale on. Neil is about as open a guy as you well ever meet and he gave Chris and I a wonderful half hour of his time to discuss his premier porn clips site. If you have yet to spin on over to C4S you are sure to be thrilled and shocked on all that they offer. Neil gave us the skinny on the business and how he grew it.
Great guy, great talk.
We also spoke with Miss Ava. She is a specialist in sissies and all she provides for the men who come to her, at www.thesissyparlor.com or www.friendsofava.com for their special needs (actually, the sultry, sexy and oh-so-sweet Miss Ava was our first-ever call in guest).
'Panties' is the word of the day on this particular episode.
We already have two other guests 'in the can,' very interesting ladies both, from totally different places on the adult business spectrum and are lining up more guests even now.
When Chris and I have the occasion to get together (which isn't as often as either of us want seeing we live clear across the country from one another) we tend to gab. In Vegas, passing all the distractions, at kink conventions, trying to ignore the whip snaps, walking a canal in PA, trying not to succumb to the heat, Chris and I seem to give forth, at least to one another, on all manner of stuff; basically it's a gab fest when we are in each other's company. We figured, why not take all that gabbing, try and massage it in some way to an entertaining inclusive near hour of a podcast and see what happens.
So far we have been growing a steady global audience with LNV and have even set up a swag page where people can go and, well, go by stuff with the show's logo on it (see here).
So, the news is out, here as well as all the other platforms we bukkake our news across. We hope you will give the Licking Non-Vanilla Podcast a listen.
Chris certainly had a good time checking out this fun new sextoy! Pick up your own here at Amazon
DOUBLE THE PLEASURE FOR HALF THE PRICE
If you’re a newbie to the world of sleeve-type sextoys or someone who’s for some experience with them but is looking for something new to try out then I highly (and I mean HIGHLY) recommend you give the ZEMALIA Vacuum Male Masturbator a shot.
Where to begin? Well, the obvious place is that this is not just one toy but two: an oral simulator and a … well, we probably can’t use that word here but let’s suffice to say that other below-the-belt orifice that starts with the letter “V.”
Before you leap to the conclusion that the difference between the two is just cosmetic, let me reassure you that this is clearly not the case. The oral opening, for example, has an impressive, and extremely enjoyable, set of lifelike features, including a tongue and even teeth. Though for the latter they aren’t as hard or sharp as the real deal. Which is quite a relief when you think about it.
Similarly, the other opening looks and feels remarkably authentic. So much so that I’d have to say that when compared to other sleeve-type sextoys out there this would have to be up there in the top five in that regard.
Which gets me to the ZEMALIA Vacuum Male Masturbator’s other big selling points: it’s superb design and excellent construction. On the design side, the toy’s exterior spiral pattern means that no matter the amount of lube that might be flying around when it’s used, it won’t slide out of your grip. Seriously, this kind of thing should be an industry standard. Yes, it’s THAT good.
As for how well the ZEMALIA Vacuum Male Masturbator is made … let me just say that it’s impressive, particularly when you consider how amazingly affordable the thing is.
Another thing definitely worth mentioning is HOW the ZEMALIA Vacuum Male Masturbator does its sextech thing. Not to pick on other sleeve-type toys that are out there, many of which are great in their own way, but they often utilize some pretty sophisticated engineering and electronics to deliver the fun. This is fine and dandy for them and those who like those kinds of toys but they can be pretty pricey because of this as well as sometimes feeling a bit mechanical.
But not with the ZEMALIA Vacuum Male Masturbator. It may not have the high-tech bells and whistles but because of it’s great design that’s a plus instead of a negative, providing the toy with an arousing, lifelike feel.
It also has an inventive control feature in the form of a little hold in the side of the unit that when fully-covered, partially-covered, or not-covered-at-all changes the amount of suction the toy provides.
While it can take a bit of practice before you get a feel for how it works, once you get the hang of where to put your hand or fingers controlling the vacuum level and so adjust your fun with it quickly becomes second nature.
Cleaning the ZEMALIA Vacuum Male Masturbator is also remarkably easy, as it’s soft-plastic construction allows you to effortlessly take the unit apart to reach what might otherwise be the toy’s out-of-the-way places. Just pop the end caps off, slide out the inner sleeve apply some soap and water and in no time it’s all set to enjoy again.
Another benefit the ZEMALIA Vacuum Male Masturbator has over mechanical sleeve toys is its silent operation. So if you might be self-conscious about using a sextech device, what with their common whirrs and buzzes, and the like, then this is the toy for you. This doesn’t, of course, take into consideration any noises you might inadvertently make while enjoying it.
Not being a powered toy also works in the ZEMALIA Vacuum Male Masturbator’s favor in that it’s perfectly portable and not dependant on a nearby source of electrical power to keep it juiced it up. You can, quite literally (and in this case that word’s totally accurate) ANYWHERE, including the hot tub, shower, sauna, ocean, or anywhere else it’s much-more mechanical sextoy kin might otherwise short out or break down.
Winding all this up, with the ZEMALIA Vacuum Male Masturbator you get an affordable, finely-made, excellently designed sleeve-type sextoy that offers a realistic--and so very pleasurable--oral or “V” word experience.
So if you’re curious about sleeve-type masturbators or know them inside and out but might be open to something new then this is what you’re looking for. So give it a shot: I can honestly say you won’t be disappointed!