Chris had a REALLY fun time with this great new male masturbator from the folx at Tracy's Dog. Read his review below - or buy it from Amazon here:
Chris certainly had a fum, fun, fun time with this GREAT new toy! Check out his glowing review! And pick up your own here, at Amazon.
TRIPLE THE FEATURES - TRIPLE THE ENJOYMENT!
Amazingly, the great folx at ZEMALIA have managed to pack three whole, and very unique, sleeve experiences into one with their 3 in 1 Male Masturbator.
With this toy, you’ll never be faced with that frustrating debate over choosing an oral, anal, vaginal penetration experience as you have all three for a single low price.
On top of that great versatility, the toy’s design equal parts ultra-sophisticated and easy to use, back up by high-quality materials and manufacturing.
Take it from me, I’ve sampled more than a few of these types and while some have been enjoyable none so far have measured up to the ZEMALIA sex toy.
To begin with, the construction isn’t just a simple tube of silicone. Instead, each orifice features many realistic internal features so you know, without even looking, which one you’re enjoying. The oral, for instance, has teeth (though thankfully not as sharp as the real deal) and a tongue, the vaginal has labia and even a clit, and the anal has rings of what-feel-like muscle.
Likewise, the material, which is advertised as being “medical TPR, non-toxic, odorless and hypoallergenic” is smooth where it should be, resilient when it has to be, and extremely durable … so much so that I never once began to worry that I might somehow damage it during play.
Continuing with what it’s made of, while it does feel at times a bit spongy--as the toy doesn’t have a hard plastic shell or a stiff interior structure--the warmth and skin-like texture more than makes up for it. It really does feel like this nifty little sextoy is made of human skin … which might sound creepy but in regards to something designed for sexual pleasure that’s about as high a praise as possible.
It’s worth mentioning that even though it doesn’t have that hard plastic shell or hard plastic or stiff insides, which is commonly prevalent among other sextoys, because of the ZEMALIA masturbator for men’s superb design I never felt like it was going to accidentally sail across the room if I got too vigorous with it.
In fact, because I could always maintain a grip on it and maintain perfect control, in addition to being sexually enjoyable I often forgot that the ZEMALIA sex toy was even there: it remaining completely natural--like it was an extension of my hand or body--no matter what I did with it.
If you’re worried about cleaning … well, don’t be! This ZEMALIA sex toy is remarkably easy to wash after use. Just squeeze in a little dish soap and warm water, work the toy to get it into all those nooks and crannies (where it’s flexibility and durably are also important), and after letting it dry for a bit you’re all set for round two. Or three. Or four.
And if you’re additionally concerned about discretion then ZEMALIA has you covered there as well, as this product arrives in a plain, unmarked, package with the label only reading “ILF, Inc.”--which is also the only thing that will ever appear on your credit card/bank statement.
The benefits don’t stop there, though, as the masturbator for men isn’t powered--beyond your own hand, that is--it can be used anywhere. Shower, hot tub, ocean … whatever you want to do, wherever you want to do it, this toy can be used safely and, better yet, enjoyably.
An unexpected plus is that as it’s completely made from soft plastic, and features no electronic components, it shouldn’t cause any unexpected alarms going through airport security. I do have to wonder, though, how it might appear on one of those more advanced scanners.
It also comes with a tube of water-based lubricant, so if you’re away from home and looking for something to pass the nights with you don’t have to buy anything else: just plop down your $19.99 and, after it’s been delivered, you’re all set to have fun!
Finally, for what you get, and how well it’s designed and made, it’s remarkable that the ZEMALIA male masturbator retails for such a low price. Again, I’ve test-driven dozens of toys like this and have seen far too many that cost far, far more than this while delivering half the qualify and one-tenth the pleasure.
That in mind, this ZEMALIA 3 sex toy is SO affordable it’s one of those purchases you really shouldn’t give a second thought to: as for only $19.99 you’re getting what is clearly a quality-made, extremely durable, superbly designed toy that can give you an oral, anal, or vaginal sexual sensation--all in one!
I keep forgetting to update us all (yes, even me) on the more-than-semi-regular sexy article contributions Chris and I are making at Hotmovies.com. You will know by listening to our Episode #9 when we spoke with Bridget, our editor/writer-extraordinaire-in-her-own-right/tireless worker for HotMovies.com that Chris and I have been scribbling away for the massive adult movie site for a while now. From Bridget’s wonderful welcome and constant encouragement, Chris and I contribute what’s called ‘Evergreen’ sex pieces, our takes on subjects that will last the test of the time seeing as they are concerns we all have. In the articles, we usually get a few links to any number of the wonderfully naughty movies Hotmovies.com has on hand, for anyone’s viewing pleasure.
And it is our pleasure to write for them.
Our latest two pieces, mine: “Living With Your Lovers Past” and Chris’ “Building Your Own BDSM Dungeon” are fun, yet informative (we hope) skips through the subjects. You will find, if we all ever get back to some sort of in-person hang at kink conventions and you see Chris, and I teach at one of them, that my good buddy and I present our oral presentations (and admittedly, Chris and I love just oral presentations…wink wink) as we do our writing. We lay on the humor when we can, always err on the side of caution, and wish everyone as many sex-positive good times as possible.
The thing with life is…it gets hard at times. Work, a family, just surfing your moods; anyone can find themself knuckled under every time and again. Then add another person into your Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride, try and just surf a relationship, be it fuck-buddy or marriage, and you are taking on a lot, even when that relationship is all about respect ad good fucking. What Chris and I try and offer in person, on the podcast, and in our writings is a respite, a pat on the back (or fanny) and a little nod that when it comes to sex, although we all might ‘do it’ in a multitude of different ways, we all pretty much have the same concerns.
Enjoy us at Hotmovies.com, enjoy the movies there, and keep listening. We do appreciate you doing so.
Chris and I have been working hard over the past few months to get out first-ever joint podcast together. It's called Licking Non-Vanilla and it's an hour-long show of sex-positive naughtiness, born from the perspective of two exceedingly handsome, hung and talented (and don't forget humble), smut writers. We give forth on writing, kink culture, social media, movies...and a whole lot more.
We also have been lucky enough to land some very fantastic guests.
We had Neil from Clips4Sale on. Neil is about as open a guy as you well ever meet and he gave Chris and I a wonderful half hour of his time to discuss his premier porn clips site. If you have yet to spin on over to C4S you are sure to be thrilled and shocked on all that they offer. Neil gave us the skinny on the business and how he grew it.
Great guy, great talk.
We also spoke with Miss Ava. She is a specialist in sissies and all she provides for the men who come to her, at www.thesissyparlor.com or www.friendsofava.com for their special needs (actually, the sultry, sexy and oh-so-sweet Miss Ava was our first-ever call in guest).
'Panties' is the word of the day on this particular episode.
We already have two other guests 'in the can,' very interesting ladies both, from totally different places on the adult business spectrum and are lining up more guests even now.
When Chris and I have the occasion to get together (which isn't as often as either of us want seeing we live clear across the country from one another) we tend to gab. In Vegas, passing all the distractions, at kink conventions, trying to ignore the whip snaps, walking a canal in PA, trying not to succumb to the heat, Chris and I seem to give forth, at least to one another, on all manner of stuff; basically it's a gab fest when we are in each other's company. We figured, why not take all that gabbing, try and massage it in some way to an entertaining inclusive near hour of a podcast and see what happens.
So far we have been growing a steady global audience with LNV and have even set up a swag page where people can go and, well, go by stuff with the show's logo on it (see here).
So, the news is out, here as well as all the other platforms we bukkake our news across. We hope you will give the Licking Non-Vanilla Podcast a listen.
Chris certainly had a good time checking out this fun new sextoy! Pick up your own here at Amazon
DOUBLE THE PLEASURE FOR HALF THE PRICE
If you’re a newbie to the world of sleeve-type sextoys or someone who’s for some experience with them but is looking for something new to try out then I highly (and I mean HIGHLY) recommend you give the ZEMALIA Vacuum Male Masturbator a shot.
Where to begin? Well, the obvious place is that this is not just one toy but two: an oral simulator and a … well, we probably can’t use that word here but let’s suffice to say that other below-the-belt orifice that starts with the letter “V.”
Before you leap to the conclusion that the difference between the two is just cosmetic, let me reassure you that this is clearly not the case. The oral opening, for example, has an impressive, and extremely enjoyable, set of lifelike features, including a tongue and even teeth. Though for the latter they aren’t as hard or sharp as the real deal. Which is quite a relief when you think about it.
Similarly, the other opening looks and feels remarkably authentic. So much so that I’d have to say that when compared to other sleeve-type sextoys out there this would have to be up there in the top five in that regard.
Which gets me to the ZEMALIA Vacuum Male Masturbator’s other big selling points: it’s superb design and excellent construction. On the design side, the toy’s exterior spiral pattern means that no matter the amount of lube that might be flying around when it’s used, it won’t slide out of your grip. Seriously, this kind of thing should be an industry standard. Yes, it’s THAT good.
As for how well the ZEMALIA Vacuum Male Masturbator is made … let me just say that it’s impressive, particularly when you consider how amazingly affordable the thing is.
Another thing definitely worth mentioning is HOW the ZEMALIA Vacuum Male Masturbator does its sextech thing. Not to pick on other sleeve-type toys that are out there, many of which are great in their own way, but they often utilize some pretty sophisticated engineering and electronics to deliver the fun. This is fine and dandy for them and those who like those kinds of toys but they can be pretty pricey because of this as well as sometimes feeling a bit mechanical.
But not with the ZEMALIA Vacuum Male Masturbator. It may not have the high-tech bells and whistles but because of it’s great design that’s a plus instead of a negative, providing the toy with an arousing, lifelike feel.
It also has an inventive control feature in the form of a little hold in the side of the unit that when fully-covered, partially-covered, or not-covered-at-all changes the amount of suction the toy provides.
While it can take a bit of practice before you get a feel for how it works, once you get the hang of where to put your hand or fingers controlling the vacuum level and so adjust your fun with it quickly becomes second nature.
Cleaning the ZEMALIA Vacuum Male Masturbator is also remarkably easy, as it’s soft-plastic construction allows you to effortlessly take the unit apart to reach what might otherwise be the toy’s out-of-the-way places. Just pop the end caps off, slide out the inner sleeve apply some soap and water and in no time it’s all set to enjoy again.
Another benefit the ZEMALIA Vacuum Male Masturbator has over mechanical sleeve toys is its silent operation. So if you might be self-conscious about using a sextech device, what with their common whirrs and buzzes, and the like, then this is the toy for you. This doesn’t, of course, take into consideration any noises you might inadvertently make while enjoying it.
Not being a powered toy also works in the ZEMALIA Vacuum Male Masturbator’s favor in that it’s perfectly portable and not dependant on a nearby source of electrical power to keep it juiced it up. You can, quite literally (and in this case that word’s totally accurate) ANYWHERE, including the hot tub, shower, sauna, ocean, or anywhere else it’s much-more mechanical sextoy kin might otherwise short out or break down.
Winding all this up, with the ZEMALIA Vacuum Male Masturbator you get an affordable, finely-made, excellently designed sleeve-type sextoy that offers a realistic--and so very pleasurable--oral or “V” word experience.
So if you’re curious about sleeve-type masturbators or know them inside and out but might be open to something new then this is what you’re looking for. So give it a shot: I can honestly say you won’t be disappointed!
Ralph and Chris are thrilled to announce their new podcast: Licking Non-Vanilla!
Tune in to hear our stalwart (whatever that means) pals talk all things sex--including how-tos, why-nots, and how-comes--erotica writing, life observations, and general silliness.
And be sure to read the new Licking Non-Vanilla blog as well, with great content penned by Ralph himself!
Licking Non-Vanilla is a sex-positive hour of talk about kink, sexual mores and writing dirty words. So pull up your favorite easy chair and a cup of hot cocoa, and sail into the dark, sweet waters of all things naughty... on Licking Non-Vanilla, with your hosts Ralph Greco, Jr. and M.Christian.
I have begun what will turn out to be a bi-weekly column at Sexpert.com.
These writer's-advice, marketplace-roundups, how-to's-and-what-maybe-to-try (and not) installments are for the smut writer...but I feel any writer, probably anybody trying their hand at anything, could benefit from the trials and tribulations I give forthwith, on, over and under. Chris and I have been lucky to have presented our Writing Dirty Words classes at a handful of kink conventions where we have taught (between you and me, this is the class we love to teach the most...although there's nothing wrong with fitting clothespins on a bouncy big pair of breasts in a Tit Torture class) and this new column follows with lots of what I have said before about the writing life. There's no secrets, no magic spell to be learned, and certainly no shortcuts to scribbling your latest fantasy or some epic three-novel bodice-ripper. It's just the writing life, warts and all, and I give it you, from my perspective.
Domina Doll, who is pretty much a doll, let me into her confidence, this website she runs and her faith that I would produce something of value to her readers. I am humbled by this as Sexpert.com is a site full of good, solid stuff, well-researched and always so sex-positive. To be among the company of folks posting on this site certainly prompts me to bring my 'A-game,' which is just like I like it (I always enjoy some prompting to my' A-game'...just remember to use the lube!)
I would never assume I know what you are up against in your daily writing grind, if indeed it is a grind for you, what you are coming up against and what, if any at all, advice you need from me. With this column I just relate the truths I come to see, from my unique perspective (no more or less unique than yours). But being a pro writer in this naughty word field I think I might just have a few tasty bon mots to offer, so maybe you'd enjoy a quick little mouse slip, finger furl, click on over to see what I am on about every two weeks. I'd love to have you, and, as always, hear from you as well, at the Sexpert site or here, anytime, on any subject, not just on writing.
Until then though, keep scribbling. See ya in the funny papers.
A WILD AND WELL-MADE TOY!
If you or someone you care about has a clit, then this is a must-have toy for all of your bedroom antics.
Seriously, this is one truly fun and well-made piece of sexual technology. Why? Well, to begin with, it's made by the great folks at Tracy's Dog, who are quickly, and very well deservedly, becoming known for not just innovative and always pleasurable sextoys but for doing so in a way that won’t cost you an arm and a leg.
Seriously, the G Spot Clitoral Sucking Vibrator is so high quality it could just about become a benchmark for these kinds of toys. The silicone outer covering, for instance, is flexible where it needs to be, feels lifelike and alluringly warm to the touch, and also makes the entire device completely waterproof (more on that in a moment).
One thing, though, that my clit-equipped test-pilot and I thought was more than impressive is that this toy’s design. Unlike other clit-suckers out there this model from Tracy's Dog--and here’s something I bet you never thought you’d read: a reference to Alton Brown in a sextoy review--isn’t just a uni-tasker.
In fact, this not just one device but three-in-one: with the silicone hood covering the top it becomes an effective but not overpowering clit sucker. Take it off, though, and it becomes a neat little focused wandy-type vibrator.
To be fair, I should mention that taking this hood on and off can be a bit tricky, especially as you have to line it up with the vibrating portion of the wand to get the clit sucking to work. I found, though, that a small amount of lube made this a lot easier and, with a bit of practice, I was taking it off and on again easily.
Not only is the top part two types of vibrator, with or without the hood in place, but the handle itself is also a vibrator. So instead of having to plop down buckets of bucks for three toys, you can have them all in one neat package: all for just $28.99.
As far as how the toy feels, my test subject--who was very grateful for the experience--found that the clit sucking, with the attachable hood on, was never too intense: rather it gave a rather realistic sensation of a playful lover kissing, rather intently, their clit. Not a bad feeling at all!
Without the hood, the toy was actually much more exciting than your typical, run-of-the-mill wand vibrator as the “action button” (that powers the clit suction part of the toy when the hood is on) is very pleasurable to run over and around the clit. It’s very much like a more intense, and very pleasurable, addition to an already arousing wand-type vibrator.
The extra-extra-extra addition is the vibrating part of the shaft, as it means that after, or even during, using the toy on the clit you can easily use this for some penetration play. While not perfect for this, the shaft was definitely long enough, and flexible enough for my test person to easily achieve a loud and very satisfactory orgasm.
As with all of the other Tracy's Dog products, the quality doesn’t just stop with the outer covering. Inside, this toy has an equally impressive variety of settings, coming in at ten unique vibration and intensity rates for each of its vibrating components.
Its great design is such that changing vibration and intensity settings is also amazingly ergonomic, so you really don’t have to think too much about what buttons you’re pushing: which can be a huge plus when enjoying this particular toy you’re brain’s processing power can go right out the window … in a good way.
The toy is also completely and totally waterproof (told you we’d be getting back to that), so you can take in the shower or bath without worrying that it’s going to get damaged.
As with many other Tracy's Dog toys, it also uses their neat little charging system, which adds an even greater level of waterproofness: located on the back of the toy is a little dimple where you insert the audio-jack looking plug that comes with it.
Now it can be a little intimidating to do this, as it can feel like you’re going to poking a hole in your nice new sextoy, but doing it just once and you’ll be convinced that this is the way other devices like it should be charged. For one thing, you never have to worry about the plug coming out, as when it clicks in its nice and secure, and as it seals right behind the plug when you pull it out there’s little to zero chance of any water getting in there.
But, wait, there’s more! Tracy's Dog doesn’t just give you this wonderful toy but some neat little bonuses that come with it. For one thing, you get an attractive silken sleeve to keep it in, the very easy to read instruction manual, the charging cable (no power brick but any USB charger will work), and the one year warranty for materials and workmanship card.
Again, all this for less than $30! Seriously, just try to find anything out there with this level of quality, well thought out and executed design, flexibility, and being completely waterproof for a price like that!
Now I do want to briefly mention that if you might be, let’s say, nervous about a machine designed to apply suction to what for many people is an extremely sensitive part of their anatomy then this also could be the perfect toy to try out.
It’s that while the G Spot Clitoral Sucking Vibrator does apply some suction it’s much more of a gentle action rather than, for example, what sticking an actual vacuum device to your clit might feel like. To its credit, the suction sensation it does deliver is far more sensual and erotic than straight-up powerful, which also means that if it does get on the too-intense side you can just shift it this way or that to neatly control the sensations it’s delivering.
Or, of course, if you don’t like that feeling you can just slip off the silicone attachment and use it as a vibrator: choices truly are the spice of life!
So if you’re curious about this type of sextoy, or are looking for one that isn’t just a unitasker, then you really can’t go wrong with the Tracy's Dog G Spot Clitoral Sucking Vibrator. I can pretty much guarantee that, as with my own test driver, it will quickly become a bedroom or, as we’re already mentioned it is totally waterproof, bathroom staple.
Besides, it’s not just three vibrators in one, extremely high quality in design and construction, easy and best of all pleasurable to use, waterproof, have a really long battery life, and--to top it all off--is so wonderfully affordable.
So do yourself, or the person in your life with a clit, and give the G Spot Clitoral Sucking Vibrator a whirl: you and your sex life will thank you for it.
The fantastically naughty or naughtily fantastic (take your pick) German-based publisher Goliath Books has released two new tomes I want to tell you about: More Dirty Girls Having Fun, & A Visual History of Lovemaking Toys.
More Dirty Girls Having Fun, is the 2nd from Brooklyn-based photographer Ellen Stagg of a series. Graduating with a BFA in Photography from New York City’s School of Visual Arts and first getting her street cred shooting actors, musicians and sports stars for Life, Interview, and Teen Vogue (to name just few), Stagg began shooting naughty content for adult star Justine Joli at the beginning of the century, She released her first female-empowered nude collection Dirty Girl Collection (the first of this series), in 2016.
Here we get more dirty girls, of various shapes and sizes, sometimes solo but mostly in pairs, showing themselves to Stagg’s expert eye.
The second book, A Visual History of Lovemaking Toys, from author Richard Battenberg, is pretty much all about the dildo. The all-purpose sex toy has bene used for many a year, as is evident from the 200 pictures collected here showing ladies from various times in history enjoying insertion and play. Both the scientific and the pornographic about the toy is carefully considered in this hardcover.
Once again, we get some really cool pictures, well-reasoned text (in various languages) and the usual Goliath hardcover quality we have come to know from this publisher. I'm not sure that there is really anybody else publishing these kinds of books, certainly not of the class Goliath is, covering so many wide ranging subjects, featuring such great contributors, authors and photographers.
You can grab More Dirty Girls Having Fun here (ShopEllenStagg.com) and here, https://www.goliathbooks.com/shop/en/detail/index/sArticle/608/
as well as explore more of Ellen’s stuff directly here: StaggStreet.com.
Go here to buy A Visual History of Lovemaking Toys here: https://www.goliathbooks.com/shop/en/detail/index/sArticle/609
Niche reigns supreme in the kinkdom and I found a lady who delivers a specific fetish for viewers like no other. But muscle goddess, Kora Angel is a lot more than just the sum of her provocative, perfectly chiseled parts, as I found out in talking to this fascinating, young women.
“Through my training and experience I grew the knowledge on how to shoot muscle shots. When approached for a scene, once I know what the core of it is, I can deliver on what’s wanted,” the lady assured me when we chatted across Skype.
Born in Poland, Kora came to the U.S. when she was eleven, joined the military when she was 17 stayed in for 8 years. Having traveled plenty, worked post her military career for Amazon, seeing life from many angles and meeting lots of different people this lady brings lots of experience to bear when creating her videos or camming scenes. Her killer work-out ethos is just another extension of how this lady embraces life to the fullest.
But Kora is more than just some muscle-bound beauty waiting to take you down a few pegs, Yes, she can easily bring you to your knees with a ook or a quick flex of pecks but what I truly like about her, is her empathy…and her brain (and I don’t think you can pretty much have both if you don’t have either). As she further elaborated: “For me, my own fetish, is finding out what makes you tick, pulling that out and bringing the person into an intense experience by giving them what they need and want by what I slowly come to learn about them. This opening up and sharing between is what really turns me on.”
In our talk she threw words like ‘domination’ at me at the same time as she did ‘tutoring’ and ‘life coach.’ For Kora the leather clad kitten-with-a-whip is fine for some, but it is simply not how she wants to deliver despite how tough and buff her physical presence is. As she related, a whole host of different fantasy scenarios are suggested by her clients all the time and many more she unearths in talking to the people who enlist her services.
“I’m flexible. I enjoy different roles, it’s fun and exciting,” she says of her work and the many fantasies she fulfills. She has had plenty of requests for different looks, some softer dominant side of things like ‘mommy’ or ‘teacher.’ As she assured me, “I can shoot my body different times of the day when it’s more feminine and switch my approach to give that desired experience.”
And of course in the end what’s also important is, “The merging of Kora and the true me, Celina. The professional and performance coaching experience combined with that of Kora to deliver a very unique and custom experience!”
To delve deep into Kora’s world find her at any of the links below. You shan’t be disappointed.
Fin Kora here:
twitter is @koraangel1