Check out M.Christian's Review Of Tracy’s Dog Cordless Ultra Wand Massager

(M.Chistian's back with another review of an excellent sextoy)

To be honest, when I received the Tracy’s Dog Cordless Ultra Wand Massager I thought something had gone seriously wrong.  

Not with the toy itself, far from it, but the price: I kept looking at how much I’d paid and then at what I got and kept thinking “where’s the catch?  When is Amazon going to tell me there’d been a mix-up and I owed then twice, or even three times, what I’d originally paid?”

But, nope: this amazing (and I don’t use that term loosely) sextoy only costs $54.99--a screaming deal compared with how much similar toys run for--and for that you get something that’s equal to, or even better than, the quality of the competition! 

Let’s talk about that quality first: when I first got the Cordless Ultra Wand Massager I was immediately struck by how well-made it was.  From the ultra-velvety silicon that covers the wand--and which the attachments are also made of--to the engineering of its hardware, this toy looks and feels extremely high end and excellently put together.  

Nothing about it feels cheap--far from it!  In fact, I think a lot of other sextoy manufacturers need to learn from what Tracy’s Dog are doing, in engineering, materials, and especially packaging.

Don’t you just love unboxing a cool piece of tech?  Well, Tracy’s Dog knows that same feeling and brings it with their Cordless Ultra Wand Massager: not only do you get their great toy, the attachments, a USB charging cable (no power adapter is included but it no doubt works with the dozens you have laying around your house), and neat little book of what’s included--all of them in an elegantly handsome box, as well as a neat little bag.  

Normally, I toss out what my other toys come packaged in but not here: the box, its foam insert, and the neat plastic container for the attachments is going to be used and even proudly displayed.  It’s really THAT cool!

But what about the toy itself?  Well, here Tracy’s Dog truly delivers.  The wand is flexible as well as sturdy, with easy to find (and use) controls.  

Like their other toys, charging is done through USB: a pin connecter needing to be pushed through a small divot at the base of the silicon-covered handle.  It’s touch freaky to do the first time, thinking you might have damaged it, but once you get used to it the operation feels totally comfortable--and best of all won’t accidentally come unplugged.  Again, I wish other sextoy makers would follow this example.
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Best of all, the wand has a great deal of pleasant vibrational settings, including a range of intensities and five different patterns--meaning that it will more than get the sexually-arousing job done!  Topping it off is that, when fully charged, it can run just about non-stop for three hours.

On its own, the wand would be an excellent sextoy but the Cordless Ultra Wand Massager also comes with three finely-made attachments that fit easily and securely over the business-end of the wand.  

Yet another sign of quality is that while these, at first, feel like they might be thin or, disastrously, might tear after long and (ahem) vigorous testing--including swapping them out as well putting them through their paces--never once did any of these silicon attachments show any sign of any kind of damage.  Another plus side is that they, and the wand itself, are all easy to clean with some hot water a touch of dish soap.  

And even, by some fluke, they did get damaged the folks at Tracy’s Dog also include with the wand and all it’s parts a 12 month guarantee for defects in manufacture--which, yet one more time, I wish other toy makers would also include.  

The G-spot Rabbit attachment, with an insertable part and a clitoral one, is a perfect demonstration of Tracy’s Dog high quality, with the inserting bit being made of much firmer silicon (so it won’t flop around … sorry about that image).  It’s design is also perfect to each both places easily--though some fiddling might be needed as no one’s built exactly the same way. This is not a bad thing, though: the toy’s pleasant feel making even this pretty darned enjoyable.

The Anal Beads Plug is also ideal for “down there” pleasuring: its shaft being nicely flexible while the three uniquely-textured “beads” are pleasantly firm.  It’s not that long, too; so it’s just the thing for those who like to add a little anal to their playtimes as opposed to being a “wow that’s really big” toy.  

While it appears … well, let’s be fair “odd-looking,” the tongue-licking attachment is nevertheless a real treat to use!  The ribs on the onion shape of it give a delightfully undulating feel when used as an oral sex simulator (no matter the genitalia involved).  It’s also is a thrilling breast and nipple toy; being able to slide it over and around adding a whole new range of delicious sensations. A massive step up from simple vibrators that only vibrate.

When all’s said and done, this would be a superb--and totally enjoyable-- toy at twice, or even three times the price.  But that you not only get a ultra-high quality wand vibrator, an elegant box and carrying bag, power cord, and three unique and extremely enjoyable silicone attachments for (checking the price yet one more time and still be shocked by it) a little under $55 is nothing less than staggering.

Should you buy this toy?  In my humble opinion as someone who has tried it out extensively, both solo and with a partner, Tracy’s Dog Cordless Ultra Wand Massager is not just highly recommended but should be a must-have addition to all for your sexy playtimes: you will NOT be disappointed!